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Can’t I take just 1 bath alone
I ask myself this question every week, I ask her this question every week, she always says yes…but apparently the time hasn’t came yet for my 1 bath alone….If I could go back I would appreciate baths...
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Holy Eff!
My little spawn come out and asks me “Mommy would you mind if I drew on the walls” Umm thanks for asking I guess but yes in fact I would mind if you drew on the walls, “Where are we suppose to draw?”...
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Sugarplum Love VS The Evil Spawn
People tell me all the time that I shouldn’t call my princess evil, but fuck that they do not live with her, so here’s the deal, you live with her for a month and if you still think I am wrong I’ll...
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A 3 year olds apocalypse prep
My little girl has been preparing for the apocalypse for quite some time, I swear she always has emergency stashes of pretty much everything, I even once found a stash of toothpicks in her room inside...
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Dad vs Mom
I have to admit, I love all the jokes on the internet about how mom works harder than dad, They almost always make me giggle, that’s probably because they are fairly accurate and if I don’t laugh I may...
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Aren’t they suppose to be watching movies or something
My son came home with homework….wait what? Homework? How many days of school are left? Aren’t they suppose to be watching movies or something? Damn it, I thought I was done with homework for the year,...
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